hi again, i am bored and felt like some riddles or jokes. if you have any good ones post 'em here.

there is a kindergarden and the teacher says to the children "ok everyone, it is recess! now if you can tell me what you did at recess and spell it, you can go home 5 minutes early!"

so anyway the kids go out and have the time of their lives as they play and eat and do whatever. when the kids return to class the teacher asks one of the children: "so billy, what did you do at recess?" and billy replies "i played in the sand pit!"
"wow!" replies the teacher, "if you can spell sand, you can go home 5 minutes early!" and so billy recites "s-a-n-d, sand" and so he leaves 5 minutes early.
next the teacher goes to suzy and asks "what did you do at lunch suzy?" and little suzy replies "i played in the sand pit with billy!"
"oh really?" says the teacher "thats nice. now suzy, if you can spell pit, you can go home 5 minutes early!" and so suzy says "p-i-t! pit!" and so she follows billy out the door. now the teacher goes up to a black boy named ryan and says "now ryan, what did you do at recess?" and ryan looks up, and in a voice close to tears he says "i wanted to play with billy and suzy, but they would..wouldnt let me! WAAA!" now the teacher looks at him and says "thats called racial discrimination! if you can spell racial discrimination, you can go home 5 minutes early!" (i am not racist btw)

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Thanks!