Forgot Oct 3, nyway following 4 u.
Read in Rhymes:

Birdy Birdy in the Sky
Dropped a poppy in my eyes;
i don't worry, i don't cry,
i am just happy,
coz COWS can't FLY.

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Before marriage:
Neither you nor me surivie without eachother.
After marrigage:
Either you or me survive, (without eachother).
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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and so please take it here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: Take everytime u wakeup, They are for you.!!
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
(So, happy u love rachael bye)
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shootingher lover?

Charlie chaplan:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than searching n shooting one man every week.
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Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them...
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Now, u Thinking sitting in front of computer,
what will computer think of?
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Think Big.
Tink Positive.
Tink Smart.
Tink Beautiful.
Tink Gr8.
Tink something more Gr8.
I know, dat is 2 too much4 u,
so here is a shortcut.
"JUST THINK ABOUT ME!" ha.a.a.a.a.

'Intel inside...,
'mental outside.. ha.a.a.a.a

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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

I got nothing to give u except if it brings some smile on ur face. Reply me,
GIFT on ur birthday... YA WE r close ur end everyday..