Question:
alright, heres the situation:
you are an extra to rachaels new film "freaky fish from mars" and in the movie it involves her walking across a plank that is suspended above a pool filled with bull sharks, great whites, and at the very bottom; viperfish (nasty, ugly little buggers) anyway, rachael loses balance and falls in! "oh no" you say aloud, "she has fallen into the pool filled with bullsharks (small mouths = dont kill quickly, bite of limbs most the time), great whites (big mouths = known to death roll, a very painful procedure that involves dying...) and viperfish (very scary = probably couldnt do more then bite a finger off, but if youve seen one they are ral scary!!!) and they will surely give her a grusome painful death!!!" you say in your most dramatic voice, "what do i do?"

Choices:
jump in after her and take her place
scream at someone else to do something
throw someone else in (which results in her living and hating your guts)
yell out to rachael how mush you love her, and that your sorry she is going to die a HORRIBLE DEATH!!
continue to narrate (in a dramatic voice) that which is painstakingly obvious

 

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Seeing Rachael die in agony and not doing anything about it and knowing that for the rest of my life, would would be more painful than any sharkbite! That is why I would jump in! Hey, I am a corny guy! Also what's the use of living if Rachael is going to hate you for the rest of your life?

good man, matt p.
my choice exactly

heres a pic for a viperfish (it certianly doesnt have rachaels good looks...)

http://www.enviroliteracy.org/images/page-spec/Viperfish.jpg

...still feel like jumping?

I would stick a knife in your gut, then push you over the other side of the boat.

The blood from your gushing gut wound would attract the sharks. With any luck it would buy Rachael enough time to get back on board the boat.

Lastly, I would put up a memorial page for you on rlc.net complete with video footage of your sacrifice for Rachael.

Only an australian can do a poll like this
In most of our lake their is nothing deadly
The most she could get is wet

Dive in, get the viperfish from the bottom,
use it as bait to get the bull shark to come close to the white shark so they fight together...

Then get out of the water with Rachael
to look at the fight...

quote:

Originally posted by Steve:
I would stick a knife in your gut, then push you over the other side of the boat.

The blood from your gushing gut wound would attract the sharks. With any luck it would buy Rachael enough time to get back on board the boat.


Lastly, I would put up a memorial page for you on rlc.net complete with video footage of your sacrifice for Rachael.

gee steve, i really appreciate the sentiment... and where did the boat come from? there is no boat!

...buy anyway, as i fall in (rachael being the good person she is) would say "how could you!" you would look at her and be ata lost for words "b...b..but i saved you!" you would say, :but how could you do that to that poor and handsome australian (who is only 14! your a bad bad man steve...) you should be ashamed of yourself, steve" but then her touching speech would be interupted by another sound *punch, punch* take that you ugly shark (we aussies are knwon to take on sharks...) and then i would take on all the sharks and jump out of the pool by doin a double ninja back-flip (my specialty) and she would say "oh ben, your so brave!" and then we would walk off and you would stare; wide mouthed after us...

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quote:

Originally posted by Etienne:
Only an australian can do a poll like this

is that a good or bad thing? lol

You need to find a better outlet for your pent-up energy.

This is one weird topic! LOL! Did you pick this topic on purpose because of Rachael being fish-phobic or was that a funny coincidence?

-TR

to TR
she has a fish phobia?
i decided on this topic because i wanted to see if people liked life or rachael more, or how they would react if for some unknown reason this did happen, lol.

to STEVE
i know, but i am grounded the coppers caught me and some mates with booze in our bags... i am in my room now

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