Hey there kids! It's time to put your thinking caps on and come up with humorous endings for the topic sentence. Or, for some of you, real life stories. (teehee )
*[A mental tip of the hat to Matt P who did something akin to this on Roza'a MB.]

Monthly"

...you try to file a joint tax return with RLC.

...the IRS actually accepts it.

...you can come up with a half dozen answers to this question.

{So true the "people-callin-you-stalker" part heh}

Some more answers:

• ...your username/nickname includes the letters are elle and cee
  
• ...you start seeing Rachael look-alikes in girls that doesn't look at all
  
• ...your sister asks "who's that chick in your desktop/icq skin/winamp skin/yahoo msgr skin/etc/etc?
  
• ...you stand up in this message board and say "Hi, my name is rlc4l and I have a fixation-on-RLC problem"
  

(= RLC4L! =)

[Edited by rlc4l on June 07, 2001]

lol! the one about the sister and the desktop theme thing...my sis actually asked that a few mins before i got online today! that's creepy!

yeah, as far as adding our own, how about:
...the most often visted site in your history is "http://www.rachaelleighcook.net/"

A bunch more of these can be found at Ben's site and great wallpapers too!

http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~smallpox/when.shtml

when yuove had at least one heated debate with your friends about whether rachael is an apple or nut person...

when yuo hold not lieking SAT against people

...you start cruisin the TV Guide every day for any RLC movies that might be on.

(THEY NEVER ARE!!! ARRGHH!!)

actually, she's all that is on starz tomarrow (june 7) at 4.

[Edited by Patrickoxv on June 06, 2001]

What movie is on starz? cuz i have shes all that is on Encore at 4pm in SF.

[Edited by moosegirl on June 06, 2001]

moosegirl is right- She's All That isn't showing on Starz- It's showing on Encore. And it is tomorrow (Jun 7.) at 4:05 PM.

yea, i was wrong, it is encore

...you have a multi-day discussion as to when/where her most played movie will be on next.

*laugh* nice!