I want to send somthing to Rachael. I make movies I show them on a community television station in NYC. I want to send her a tape of my movies, i'm curious to see what she thinks of them. Their's one problem...
In my short movie career(i'm only 17) I made some pretty strange movies. For example i made a movie about a guy who comes back as a sandwich n tells his dauthgter to kill her mom cause she had an affair with a circus chimp, the movie is actual pretty funny. There's other things in it too lol... what i want to know is will she get nervous if she gets a tape in the mail from a complete stranger, and will she think i'm some nut cause of my creative plots?

I'll obviously have it come with a letter explaining what the tape is... but still

I've been in some pretty big movies [as extras and small bit parts] (and I'm only 15), and i would never show Rachael any of my movies (even though shes probably seen most of the ones I've been in)... but go right ahead...

whoa my first reply... its movies i made.. actualy i play small parts in... you helped me a little bit thanx

Cool your movie sounds funny!

Also what kind of movie is it? Like Live Action or Animated?

But I think you should!

I am happy to see my topic, that was a flop, now being brought back to life by some one's little heart lol. Its live action but the sandwich is a puppet which I mad, and there are a few more puppets.
George

Oooo Me Like Puppets!

Then you would like my specail "WHEN MUPPETS GO BAD", tone contains a securtity camera n the act of catching cookie monster in the act of picking up a prostitute... Melvin the monkey is in it too... the origin of Melvin the monkey is a rather odd one lol.... perhaps I will tell you his origin a later.
George

I definitely know what you mean. I sent her this portrait of her which I did, and I was totally unsure about what she would make of it. But I asked her to sign it and return it to me, and she did, with a lovely comment. Although I have done three of these portraits of her, I don't think I would send her another one, but I don't think she would be nervous about recieving your tape at all. Now as for the plot of the film, that's a different story... :-)

[Edited by William on April 28, 2001]

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Then you would like my specail "WHEN MUPPETS GO BAD", tone contains a securtity camera n the act of catching cookie monster in the act of picking up a prostitute... Melvin the monkey is in it too... the origin of Melvin the monkey is a rather odd one lol.... perhaps I will tell you his origin a later.
George

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LOL! You Crack Me Up! Were do you come up with theese things!!



[Edited by RobMontu on April 28, 2001]

hey nice portrait...

I made a song ( guitar and lyrics )...its dedicated to Rachael....my friends heard it already...they said it was cool...but i didnt want to tell them it was for her...they would think different of me...what do u guys think if i send it to her? i will record my song ito a cassette...what else should i put in that tape?

Peace
Paul John

[Edited by KuYa MaSTeR lPJ on April 28, 2001]

Very nice portrait there William. Very nice of her to sign and return it too! It makes it that much more special, cool beans

Who knows Melvin, maybe you'll have the same kind of luck, maybe not. I don't think I would expect a full scale review of your work or anything, but even a short thank you note would probably make it worthwhile wouldn't it? Who knows...

Hey Will, thats a dreat picture, what did you use charcoal, I can't tell on this damn screen. Ok, thank you ebveryone, once i finish making my new movie I will send a rape to her. I draw and paint, normal things much like william's drawing, however I nalso draw a series of scenes. I put cartoon characters into these situations. I want to post one up(these cartoon ones aren't my best work by far lol) but I'm not sure what the moderators would thionk of them. I probably could show you the drawing of barney raping ash, from pokemon, up the butt. Its not graphic, but you know whats happening. I have drawn some pretty graphic ones.... lets just say it has somthing to do with Dende (from dragon ball z) doing somthing to kruillin ( from dbz) and its pretty big.... big enouph to come out the other end (his mouth).... u can actusly nsee the pain in kruillin's eyes. Yeah i doubt I should send those type of drawings to her.
George

omg i messed up so much i even typed rape instead of tape.... n dreat instead of great... n there is probably much more... sorry about that people bye
george

Melvin the monkey started 4 years ago when I was a freshmen at highschool. My mom went on a business trip to delaware... anyway one in the morning my mom had to go to a meeting, so I went down to the lobby with my sister, to go get some breakfast to eat. And there was this guy sitting alone, he looked like a plain simple man who probably had a very monotone voice. So I started to do impressions of him, I assumed his name was melvin, he just looked like a melvin. Any way that may I went down to florida, and I found a plush animal he looks very plain, so i named him Melvin... Melvin the monkey.
george

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omg i messed up so much i even typed rape instead of tape.... n dreat instead of great... n there is probably much more... sorry about that people bye
george

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Why Don't you just edit your message?

If you don't know how than

Go to the message you want to edit, on top of the induvidual message there are a set of icons click on the one which shows a pencil and peice of paper than you can edit it, as long as you posted the message!



[Edited by RobMontu on April 29, 2001]

Thank you. Bye
George

Hehehe... just don't send her something totally F-'d up like a finger or something. I don't think that'd go over too well.

So you live in NYC, 'Melvin'? That's cool. I'm gonna try for a directing scholarship for NYU for next year. I'm going to college locally this year, but next year I'm hoping that I can grab that scholarship and go to a college that actually has a few classes in filmmaking, as opposed to all of the engineer colleges we have around here that offer... well... nothing I'm really all that interested in.

You've got some pretty messed up sounding movies there, pal. If I wasn't so paranoid about the internet and other stuff (like people from NYC... hehehe... just kidding...), I'd have you send me a copy of one or two. I could even send you one or two of the movies... well... short films I made, but one would be in spanish... well... semi-spanish, but we already discussed that, I think. This summer I really wanna do a few that don't require that much of a budget. I have one that's really strange and dark and poetic, another that's bizarre and twisted and demented, yet funny (Tim Burtonesque) and a third that's somewhat like a 'Pulp Fiction'/'Resevoir Dogs' style movie... lots of shooting and car chases and mafia undertones and humor where there's not supposed to be humor and stuff. Hopefully I'll be able to do all three this summer, if not more. Of course, I still have to find a part time (at least...) job this summer which'll end up eating up all of my time, but maybe on my days off I can do some heavy-duty filming and stuff.

Hell, maybe I'LL even send her a movie or two when they're completed. (You know me... lil' old "tone down the stalker shit" guy... but at least my first films can be seen by someone famous if I can't get them accepted at Sundance or some other film festival...)

Anyway, good luck, man. Hope they're well accepted. Of course, there's no real guarantee that she'll see them when you send them to her, depending on where you send them, but hopefully she'll be able to see them. I wouldn't go through some 'fan club' organization or anything 'cause they might just do something phony w/it and that's not cool, but on the same note, I wouldn't go and talk to milfus from the other topic and 'pry around' for her personal home address, either, unless you're REALLY careful w/how you approach the whole situation. We don't wanna freak her out or anything, now, do we? Make sure you use an ENVELOPE and not a package 'cause packages are associated with BOMBS and other nasty shit and she may not even open it or get freaked out and call the cops who'll call in the bomb squad... etc. etc. etc. The best way to approach it is to perhaps write a letter explaining yourself and how you're so not a stalker or anything (even though you've had mental images of her rolling around in feces... hehehe... (inside joke, see the 'What she wore on the Daily Show' topic)) and ask her if she wouldn't mind seeing a short film you made. (Point out that it's not porn. Be sure you do that.) Be really nice and polite and for god's sake USE A SPELLCHECKER. (Hate to say it, but you have horrible spelling, dude. hehe...) If you get a reply FROM HER and not some phony-ass fan club thing or personal assistant, again depending on where you send it, and she says 'ok, send it to me', then you're in the clear. Send another note w/the movie and maybe ask her what she thinks... favorite part or whatever. This way, you can make sure your movie actually gets SEEN and not tossed, especially if you're dealing through some fan-club or assistant organization. I know personally I'd hate to send a movie to someone and have them just throw it away or whatever. Another important thing is to NOT ask for the tape back, 'cause that's kinda cheap when you think about it.

I hate to say it, but if you really wanna guarantee your chances of her seeing your film and not having phony fan-club shit being sent back to you, I'd send it to her home address. Hopefully it won't weird her out or make her paranoid or anything, but that'd probably be your best bet. :\ Just make sure that you handle it properly and she shouldn't get freaked out and think you're a stalker. Make sure you don't say anything about "I'll bet you'd smell nice if you rolled around in some feces for a while" 'cause that'll guarantee that she won't even consider watching your movie and ask the post office to block all mail from your address. Hehe...

Good luck, man.


-JC

Hehehe... now I can see why all these posts are turning into two-pagers... (^look up^) hehe... my bad.


-JC

Ooo Film Makers are comming out of the Wood Work, I am one too, well will be I'm working on my first one right now it's real funny ( well atleast with my current draft). I think It will be animation, but I'm Not Sure!

It's a "Late Night Movie" Parody, and It even has commercial parody's ( the funniest part of the whole thing!). But It would probally be slapped with an "R" rating or "NC17" if it came out, I mean with things about school being unhealthy, Babys Snorting Coke, etc. And the "Film" is a combo dark-comedy/Slap Stick/Gross Out Comdey, and every other kind of comedy, I think I say the "F" word a few million times too!

The best part is I do all the voices!